009. Blastoise

Shellfish Pokémon

Blastoise has water spouts that protrude from its shell. These spouts are very accurate and can shoot bullets of water with enough accuracy to strike empty cans from a distance of over 160 feet.The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel. The pressurized water jets on this brutal Pokémon's shell are also used for high-speed tackles. It has also been known to crush its foe under its heavy body. In a pinch, it will withdraw inside its shell and write very personal love poetry. Blastoise is a cutter. 

008. Wartortle

Turtle Pokémon

This Pokémon is very popular as a pet. Its large tail is covered with rich, thick fur that deepens in color with age. Its tail is a symbol of its longevity. For fast swimming, it moves its ears to maintain balance. The scratches on its shell are evidence of Wartortle's toughness in battle. It often hides in water to stalk unwary prey and it is said to live 10,000 years. Wartortle never forgets a slight and make no mistake, we are all its prey. 

007. Squirtle

Tiny Turtle Pokémon

After birth, Squirtle's back swells and hardens into a shell. The shell is not merely used for protection. The shell's rounded shape and the grooves on its surface help minimize resistance in urine, enabling this Pokémon to swim at high speeds.When it retracts its long neck into its shell, it squirts out urine with vigorous force. It powerfully sprays urine from its mouth. It shelters itself in its shell, then strikes back with spouts of urine at every opportunity. Squirtle enjoys ladyboys and shepherd's pie. It has been known to hide in closets.

006. Charizard

Flame Pokémon 

Charizard flies around the sky in search of powerful opponents. It breathes fire of such great heat that it melts anything. Its wings can carry this Pokémon close to an altitude of 4,600 feet and it blows out fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. It may cause forest fires by blowing flames. . Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies. It is said that Charizard's fire burns hotter if it has experienced harsh battles. However, it will never torch a weaker foe.  If Charizard becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a light blue shade. Charizard is the coolest of all the Pokémon it can and will steal your girlfriend away from you, date her for a few passionate, life changing weeks, and then dump her via text message. She’ll come crawling back to you and claim that it was all a mistake but things will never quite return to normal and sometimes while she sleeps you’ll swear you can hear her whispering, “Stanley.”

 

005. Charmeleon

Flame Pokémon

Charmeleon has a barbaric nature, so it constantly seeks opponents. It calms down only when it wins. It lashes about with its tail to knock down its foe. It then mercilessly and without pity destroys its foes using its sharp claws. When it swings its burning tail, it elevates the air temperature to unbearably high levels. If it encounters a strong foe, it turns aggressive. In this excited state, the flame at the tip of its tail flares with a bluish white color. In the rocky mountains where Charmeleon live, their fiery tails shine at night like stars. In large numbers Charmeleon have been known to start amateur improvisational comedy troupes that are, as a rule, embarrassingly bad. Charmeleon has a peanut allergy.