007. Squirtle

Tiny Turtle Pokémon

After birth, Squirtle's back swells and hardens into a shell. The shell is not merely used for protection. The shell's rounded shape and the grooves on its surface help minimize resistance in urine, enabling this Pokémon to swim at high speeds.When it retracts its long neck into its shell, it squirts out urine with vigorous force. It powerfully sprays urine from its mouth. It shelters itself in its shell, then strikes back with spouts of urine at every opportunity. Squirtle enjoys ladyboys and shepherd's pie. It has been known to hide in closets.