006. Charizard

Flame Pokémon 

Charizard flies around the sky in search of powerful opponents. It breathes fire of such great heat that it melts anything. Its wings can carry this Pokémon close to an altitude of 4,600 feet and it blows out fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. It may cause forest fires by blowing flames. . Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies. It is said that Charizard's fire burns hotter if it has experienced harsh battles. However, it will never torch a weaker foe.  If Charizard becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a light blue shade. Charizard is the coolest of all the Pokémon it can and will steal your girlfriend away from you, date her for a few passionate, life changing weeks, and then dump her via text message. She’ll come crawling back to you and claim that it was all a mistake but things will never quite return to normal and sometimes while she sleeps you’ll swear you can hear her whispering, “Stanley.”

 

005. Charmeleon

Flame Pokémon

Charmeleon has a barbaric nature, so it constantly seeks opponents. It calms down only when it wins. It lashes about with its tail to knock down its foe. It then mercilessly and without pity destroys its foes using its sharp claws. When it swings its burning tail, it elevates the air temperature to unbearably high levels. If it encounters a strong foe, it turns aggressive. In this excited state, the flame at the tip of its tail flares with a bluish white color. In the rocky mountains where Charmeleon live, their fiery tails shine at night like stars. In large numbers Charmeleon have been known to start amateur improvisational comedy troupes that are, as a rule, embarrassingly bad. Charmeleon has a peanut allergy.

 

004. Charmander

Lizard Pokémon

The flame that burns at the tip of its tail is an indication of its emotions. The flame wavers when Charmander is enjoying itself and blazes when it is enraged. From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out. If healthy, its tail burns intensely. It has a preference for hot things. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail. Charmander believes itself to be a lap Pokémon which is problematic as its tail is constantly burning and will cause great harm to anybody who touches it. If Charmander has gas you will probably be killed. Charmander hates the British.