Dr. Strawbelbadude has spent many years investigating Pokémon. Here is what he has discovered.
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Sunday, October 21, 2012
003. Venusaur
There is a large flower on Venusaur's back that blooms when it is absorbing solar energy. It is because of this that the Venusaur stays on the move seeking sunlight. The flower is said to take on vivid colors if it gets plenty of nutrition and sunlight and its bewitching aroma soothes the emotions of people. The aroma has been known to becalm those engaged in a battle. After a rainy day, the flower on its back smells stronger. The scent attracts other Pokémon. It stays on the move to seek sunlight. A male Venusaur in mating season will rut with anything he can get his phallus in. Venusaur drinks scotch.
002. Ivysaur
Seed Pokémon
There is a bud on this Pokémon's back. If it starts spending more time
lying in the sunlight, it's a sign that the bud will bloom into a large
flower soon.There is a sweet aroma that indicates the flower's coming
bloom.When the bulb on its back grows large, Ivysaur's legs grow thick
and strong and it appears to lose the ability to stand on its hind legs.
Ivysaur steak is a delicacy in the Johto region and subsequently it has
been hunted to near extinction by poachers. Ivysaur drinks scotch.
001. Bulbasaur
Seed Pokémon
At birth a seed is planted on Bulbasaur's back. The plant sprouts and
grows with this Pokémon. For some time after its birth, Bulbasaur grows
by gaining nourishment from the seed on its back. Often this Pokémon can
be seen napping in bright sunlight. By soaking up the sun's rays, the
seed grows progressively larger. Bulbasaur hates you and wants to eat
your family. Bulbasaur drinks scotch.
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