Flame Pokémon
Charizard flies around the sky in search of powerful
opponents. It breathes fire of such great heat that it melts anything. Its
wings can carry this Pokémon close to an altitude of 4,600 feet and it blows
out fire that is hot enough to melt boulders. It may cause forest fires by
blowing flames. . Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies. It is said that
Charizard's fire burns hotter if it has experienced harsh battles. However, it
will never torch a weaker foe. If Charizard
becomes furious, the flame at the tip of its tail flares up in a light blue
shade. Charizard is the coolest of all the Pokémon it can and will steal your
girlfriend away from you, date her for a few passionate, life changing weeks,
and then dump her via text message. She’ll come crawling back to you and claim
that it was all a mistake but things will never quite return to normal and
sometimes while she sleeps you’ll swear you can hear her whispering, “Stanley.”